tru tbh but like idk like but idk man u kno? idk
*cracks my knuckles* time to complain
Eventually whenever Pavlov heard a bell ring he had an uncontrollable urge to feed a dog.
a pregnant woman goes into a coma
months later she wakes up, no longer pregnant
“you had twins! ” the nurse exclaims. “your brother named them”
“what did he name the girl?” the woman asks
“that’s alright, I like denise. and the boy?”